What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Klassenfahrt war gut. ;)
- 2007: 17 and pregnant
- 2008: 16 and pregnant
- 2009: 15 and pregnant
- 2010: 14 and pregnant
- 2011: 13 and pregnant
- 2012: 12 and pregnant
- ...
- 2023: fetus and pregnant
- 2030: In the Nutsack and pregnant
Mit Mama Brille aussuchen fahren..
unglaubliche Lust dazu. 
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- other people's followers: date me?
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- other people's followers: I love you!
- other people's followers: how was your day?
- other people's followers: you're awesome!
- other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
- my followers:
- boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
